Topics - Messing with people's computers, Mila is running the sound
board, the C word, retro games/TV shows, "Doug" vs. "New Doug",
Sponge Bob = Rocco's Modern Life underwater*, the original "Dragon Ball" sucked, Melissa Joan Hart, jungle fever, mic farts,
new Austin Powers, modern rock mock, Transformers sex, screwing on beds not your own, Clitarasaurus Rex, HIV in Africa,
boo Maryland BOO, loving the sound effects, period sex, handicapped
porn, Faking It Emo, Liberace's boyfriend did Michael Jackson,
"The Good Son", more farting, R.I.P. MCA Adam Yauch, Tupac hologram, Bill Cosby, tipping, shameless Amazon plug, Andy Sandberg,
stealing jokes, zelda, sex with animals in the room, Terrell Suggs is
hurt, wood chucking, will the Grand Prix happen, Preakness, pube floss,
get in the kitchen, the GYN question, sleepy radio, Mud Run, Jerry
Springer, Rob & Aaron fight, failed high school reunion, new
reunion plans,
meat glue, one last cheap plug for Amazon and family prevention.
Topics - The story of 4/20, Rob was the King of Siam, Joe will take
over the world, crabs, public restroom stories,
Secret Service/military hooker scandal, the great tobacco smoke gear
debate, lubricants, colon cleanse, John Wayne, cancer, cable TV,
construction at 8 AM, Pink Floyd, pilot swerves to miss Venus, Kevin's
West Virginia story, our parents were hippies, Aaron is "clean",
D.A.R.E. and Boy Scouts, high school in your 20s, Mila caught
red-handed, Dick Clark, Rob can't hear himself, Woodstock, uncreative
hippies,
The Monkees, another speed camera burned down, poor traffic design,
naked dude at airport security checkpoint, and the presidential
election.
Topics - The lottery, Easter Island, Russian listener mystery solved,
loud sounds, Friday the 13th, Masons, cunniingus,
didgeridoo II, 13th floors, 13 should be a lucky number, pranks, purse
innovation, sex toys, vibrators vs. dildos, two jokes, messed up roads,
spitoons, African tribal porn, TV commercials, shooting Adam, childhood
toys, more porn talk, head slaps, lingerie football, roller derby,
celebrities on drugs, ice cream truck marijuana dealer, spice/K2,
Russian fans II, the show GPS, and solar storms.
Topics - Nine cats anniversary, South Park meme episode, public
bathroom survival kit, Weight Watcher's points, Mila's plant invention,
more South Park discussion, the RIAA, the Constitution, Virginia Beach
military plane crash, Joey Diaz, Amanda Bynes hit a cop, Aaron's
concussion,
sex toys on amazon.fakingitradio.com, tenga eggs, guarantees, Kim and
Kanye, Ke$ha is a borg, Star Trek, fleshlight reviews, lube invention,
missing bodily fluids, Aaron and Mila sing some sex song, Zombie Jesus
Day, Rob lost weight, Aaron gets nekkid, doing drugs, Rob made pants,
cleft lips, we now have merchandise, nipples and tight shirts, we need
haters, Rob is a reverend, grocery store girl, and an offensive Easter
discussion.
Topics - Mystery bag, Michael J. Fox, video games reminiscing, Adam's
first vinyl, Rob's Gough Street party story, Doomsday leap year
speculation,
9/11, the Columbine and Virginia Tech shootings, emergency broadcast
systems are useless, the east coast earthquake, Aaron is a Toys R Us
kid,
an idea for Howie Mandel's Mobbed, didgeridoos, is The Hunger Game a
rip-off of Battle Royale, Michael Bay and Megan Fox.
Topics - St. Patrick's Day, Ready Clean, fat girls who lose weight then
get pregnant, thin condoms, premium cable channels, BB tire revenge,
Bailey's Irish Cream, STDs and AIDS, Kevin's a jail bird, drunk
drivers, police car searches, hiding weed from the border patrol,
how kids' lunch boxes are useful to drug users, Aaron's car saga,
police batons, Bruce Lee, "The Crow", our YouTube page,
Maryland tobacco tax increase, Maryland's terrain is great, but our
politicians suck, Governor O'Malley is a cunt, guess the movie line,
bionic running legs, compliments, Russian girls, Rammstein coming to
Baltimore, Ticketmaster pre-sales, female reproductive stuff,
Nickelback,
Louis C.K., Susan Boyle, "Mad World", Nirvana, Doritos Taco Supreme,
Maynard from Tool, soccer, KONY 2012 dude jerked off in public,
and Rob's daily show no-show.
Topics - Solar flares, worst BJ ever, an argument from across the pond,
Kevin becomes an official co-host, BEARCATs, Rodney King,
resisting arrest, ninja joke, Rush Limbaugh's slut slander, Strong Bad,
lots of random screaming, late-breaking Dundalk news, we need an
intern,
Ellen Degeneres/JCPenney, Rosie O'Donnell, Buddha, 2nd Amendment rights
upheld in Maryland, gun permits, Aaron is rantless,
urinalysis a.k.a. drug testing, hemp, getting Aaron on "The Regulars"
TV show, taking advantage of those with addictions, Facebook whoring,
The Don and Mike Show, Faking It Daily, and another circumcision chat.
Topics - Aaron got fired, ninja sperm, birthdays, rollercoasters, Mila
is fully back, why we do the show, Facebook milestone,
hello to our international listeners, stolen homemade porn, shameless
plugs, Rainman, zombie apocalypse murder excuse,
Chia Pets, our Russian listeners, 3-D re-release movies,Titanic, Liam
Neeson, Whitney Houston, more Amazon hustlin', Mila doesn't care,
bartender book, bad 3D movie ideas, Alladin, Jessica Rabbit is hawt,
hotness scales, Rick Santorum's income inequality comments, jobs,
bike lanes in Baltimore City, bad traffic design, Lucy Lawless joined
Green Peace, screaming children in public, spanking, pre-teens dressed
like sluts,
Columbine, irresponsible people shouldn't have kids, Mila's pregnancy,
pregnant brides with expensive weddings, and how to save on diapers.
Topics - Choose your adventure, Mila returns, Super Bowl XLVI, Gisele
Bundchen, sex tapes, Captain Morgan poses, Kay Jewelers,
Parappa The Rapper, Nicki Minaj, Hanson, tangents, where's Aaron,
getting on the show, being a woman, show music, E-Z Pass fees,
Maryland vice taxes, regulating non-drugs, Apple products made in sweat
shops, watching porn with other guys, Rum Springa, parental stuff,
Valentine's Day, cigars, and show funding.
Topics - Billy Cundiff's suicide attempt, Rob hated last week's show,
transvestites, Ford Mustangs, local car dealers, Donkey Cum on Fear
Factor,
Joe Rogan, Roseanne Bar for president, politics are a joke, the
lollipop trick, Johns Hopkins, Ron Paul, last week's epic fart,
Kevin is still a feature, Roman Catholics, The Vatican, Greece, meter
maids, crazy drunks, rich guy adopts girlfriend to protect money,
millionaires moved out of Maryland, taxed to death, Aaron covers
Afroman's song "Colt 45", Arnold Schwarzenegger,
Super Bowl commercials, inside a zombie's mind, Resident Evil, World of
Warcraft, circumcision, the many uses of urine, magic mushrooms,
Kevin's unknown phone contact, and the birth control pill recall.
Topics - Movie titles that describe your sex life, Billy Cundiff, Rob's
favorite word, new gear, Kevin is a feature, Baltimore Ravens,
Aaron hates the Colts, Iggy, the Orioles, no fast food for Kevin,
Amazon.FakingItRadio.com a capella, our Kentuckian listener,
mobile web browsing sucks, favorite movies, little known facts about
The Wizard of Oz, favorite songs, Metallica,
looking for music donations, why do women date assholes, pick-up tips
for guys, ways to make a girl smile, and epic fart.
Topics - At least 10, Mila is sick, SOPA/PIPA black out, phone sex
lines, special guest Kevin, batteries, Carroll County,
infringing copyright, Suicide Bombing for Dummies, Newt Gingrich,
potato chips, we say Super Bowl not "The Big Game",
Newt did Monica Lewinsky, Louie Anderson, Commodore 64, we got
sponsors, driving while black, thinning the Facebook herd,
Tom Clancy, ADD yet again, Musician's Friend, Planet Fitness,
Warhammer, nerds, pawning Red Box discs,
too many acronyms, Cafe Hon trademark, traffic tickets, working
security, holster sniffers, D.C.'s street design sucks,
messing with Canada/War of 1812, anal sex before K-Y, Kama Sutra, May
Tag Repair Man porno, t-shirt quotes,
things I texted last night, Rob's tight shirt, Aaron's car, the French
car, the pink hat, live cock blocking, touched by an angel,
alternators,
old starter pole, vehicle genders, The Karate Kid, and Arnold
Schwarzenegger.
Topics - Fetish generator, Rose O'Donnel, the movie "Tommy", Ben's
school paper on FIR, staying on topic, SOPA,
lingerie, Rob's master plan, Adam's stupid plan, blow up dolls, goat
doll, rape, the flying shark, a goat riding monkey farm raider,
Jeff Dunham, animals, Polish museum prank, Mountain Dew mouse, Occupy
Wall Street Robin Hood cheesey hush money,
cop punched mentally retarded girl, 25 year olds, FIR's demographics,
gayest cities in America, Tebow and the Broncos' score,
Gay Day at Disney World, crazy books on Amazon.com, Samuel L. Jackson,
vampires, Aaron's gym New Year's newbie rant,
Kim Kardashian and celebrities.
Topics - Our Christmas Spectacular, Twelve Days of Christmas...Faking
It-style, Rob's special holiday card, Kwanzaa,
Sex and the City chicks, bad parent threatens Santa, Santa is Chuck
Norris, Rob's funeral instructions, 12 Gauge Justice,
hair, where does Caucasian come from, Elmo took meth, awesome gifts,
cough fetish, the turntable, bomber jacket,
vegetarians, Mila's ex, bikes, Anoxia - "Blame Yourself", Katy Perry,
jury duty girl, SADD, "Because I Got High" parody,
Dynamite Hack, Mila's wig, Russian Hooker Roulette, Merry Christmas,
Christmas carols, Aaron schools us on
Frosty the Snowman, keytars, Batman Jingle Bells song, swearing, the
sex show name, cannabis in a can,
getting Aaron back for the cork prank, sound bite, McDonald's fire,
brief Ravens discussion, amateur wrestling, athletically fat,
Aaron's new tattoo, Joe the button factory worker, Rob's punch, New
Year's resolutions, gracias to Rob, calling out Scott D,
plans for the show, Ryan update, and a question for our listeners.
Topics - Interview with Mike the porn shop employee, Adam's
grandfather, stories from the porno palace, the chair,
milk shakes, ice cream, old woman cheats on husband in van, body hair,
one night stands, customer proposition, losing
the V cards, Twilight: Breaking Manhood, What do gay horses eat?, Adam
refuses to talk, weirdest sex toy, getting
flashed, the gracious booth user, glory holes, the robbery, tips for
porn shop customers, shop patronage, songs we've
had sex to, R&B songs that make the girls panties drop, lap dances,
and top-rated big ticket Christmas gifts.
Topics -Interview with filmmaker Alvin Gray, how Adam met Alvin, red
carpet premiere, cheap parking in Baltimore City,
crazy weather, "Senior Cut Day", the original movie, Alvin's other
films, how he got involved in media, radio ratings,
Alvin's board op job/pirate radio show, Coast 2 Coast AM, Les
Kinsolving, "BMore Live", production problems,
the importance of audio, the school of hard knocks, movie funding,
praise for Facebook, Black People Time, Landmark Theatre,
his name gets them nekkid, photography, YouTube is broken, fire stunt,
awards controversy, commercial movies vs. art movies,
the off-the-wall music experiment, very little originality in films,
"The Walking Dead", The Occupy Wall Street movement,
whiney Federal workers, kettling, Adam wants to handcuff corrupt
offcials, Rob and Adam miscommunicate on O'Malley and
Ehrlich's biography, too many lawyer politicians, and local politics.
Topics -The question game, stay creepy, jill, Rob almost dies on-air,
the Baltimore Ravens kick ass again, hanging out with dogs,
no agenda, Beetlejuice, Tim Burton films, Emma Watson, defragging, more
Ravens talk, Sad Feet, new podcasts coming,
sex show, big bar tabs, Super Soaker story, bleach, New Jersey trip,
gravity sucks when drunk, the Tender Crisp Bacon
Cheddar Ranch song, Chuck Norris' World of Warcraft commercial, Greg's
gym, very long phone calls, Fleshlights and
tenga eggs, death by food, starving children, Baby Gaga breast milk ice
cream, other strange ice cream flavors, call-in line, the
nap time thread, Ashley, Adam's lawsuit, and the art of one-handed
typing.
Topics -Pre-show craziness, podcast quality, gettin’ some strange,
video
games, Veteran’s Day shout outs, Rob & The ADDs,
conversation algorithms, call-in
line, dirty words, baby Joe records a show bumper, Sponge Bob, Ravens
Sweep the
Steelers,
the Penn State Jerry Sanduski scandal, Baltimore’s Gerry Sanduski.
Topics -Halloween
show at The Sea Horse Inn, The Ravens
sucked, karaoke, energy drinks Anoxia, zombie apocalypse
preparation, beer’s
for pussies, zombies that drive and fight for their civil rights, sales
tax
discounts, drivers not using turn signals,
LEGO man washes ashore, sex with
donkeys and sea horses, feminism, homophobia needs a new name, other
phobias,
the
English language is awesome, urban legends quiz, Sharon talks divorce,
Cardinals
win the World Series, and
Kevin the afro wig guy.
Topics -Where’s
Ryan?, no more censorship, Introducing
Mila and Aaron, the liquor store adventure, Ravens Update,
Derrick Mason
traded, the show is out of order,
insignificant
Facebook status updates, are fiction books a waste of time,
updated federalist
papers book - here,
Rob trapped in a phone, Twilight sucks, beef with meteorologist Bob
Turk,
Al
Bundy’s hands down his pants, what exactly are we faking?, holidays
nobody
cares about, Boy Scouts, pro wrestling
discussion vetoed, our favorite
holidays, golden dropped balls, scrambled
porn, Jell-O Man, mocking NPR,
the big studio panties, Beavis & Butt-head
are back, musical bottles, Koreans in Texas, Mila + Adam + pre-school
shows,
grocery stocker interns, hard drug PSAs, love for DVRs, should sex be
mandatory
in marriage?, government and marriage,
illegal immigration, dodge ball on the
border, drugs, marijuana is safe, Jesus in jail, DuPont and hemp, and
the
future of the
show. BONUS: Ray’s movie review of “Colombiana”.
Topics -Technical difficulties, losing weight, food, Rob and Adam’s
weight loss competition weigh-in, the NFL and the
Baltimore Ravens, new Facebook
sucks, baby poop photos, Justin Timberlake, racists, kids’ sports
movies, and
fast food troughs.
Topics - Host introductions, high school reminiscing, nerdy girls,
smoking, Mila,
Ravens vs. Steelers, Texas/Oklahoma football spirit, 9/11, terrorism,
September 11th funny in other countries?,
the Pope, Father Robert, Food and Women, Sun Gazers, Asian-Asians, Big
Brother Porsche's WOO-YES!,
Fall TV Season, Ashton Kuther in Two and a Half Men Rumors, Dr. Who,
Gyms Near Fast Food Restaurants,
Netflix, Good Police vs. Bad Police, Mexico and Illegal Immigration.
